Teacher: "I have a fun project for you guys to...
grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
me: no thanks grandma
grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE
The refrigerator is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.
gothicstan: 2festive: 2festive: are pringles flammable? i guess they are was lighting a chip on fire really worth the notes
tomlinstop: captainoftoast: fuckyeahmusearmy: thefabulousdangergays: mrcraabs: do you really love your parents? I bet you cant name 4 of their albums “get dressed it’s 4pm” “you’ve been sat at that computer all day” “tidy your god-damn room” and who can forget their biggest seller “don’t give me that attitude” bonus track: Forget It, Young Lady but we can’t forget: ”put on a...